Donna

Name: Donna

Breed: Ex-Polish

Likes: Halloween, Moonlit picnics, Brains, IKEA

Dislikes: Raccoons, Fad diets, Chainsaws

Person I would like to meet: Mary Shelley

Tell us a bit about yourself: I’m going through many transitions in my life right now. I was living just like any other chicken, forraging, laying eggs, the whole “living chicken” bit. But one chance encounter with a roguish raccoon changed all that. He seduced me into a stroll in the woods, and I havn’t been the same since. My old friends havn’t looked at me the same since that night, its been hard. I just can’t seem to pull myself together, though I do feel as if a big weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

It sounds like you had a rough romance there. Tell us what you’ve been doing since?: Well, I’ve actually started doing a lot of modeling. You know, chicken fashion kinda stuff. The food brands say I’m ‘not qualified’ for their work, but I’ve found many other companies that are willing to hire me right away. I’m thinking about getting into acting!

What do you look for in a rooster? I’m looking for a guy that’s kinda solitary. And one that is more of a night-chicken. I work odd hours. And one thats in love with me, willing to give me his heart, soul, and mind. Specifically his mind.