Stretchy

Name: Stretchy

Breed: 83% diene rubber, 17% polyolefin resin.

Likes: Pie, Hide and go seek, Large shoes, Balloons

Dislikes: Artists with ‘blue phases’, Other chickens with pies, Large mallets

Person I would like to meet: Kenny Cowden

Tell us a bit about yourself: “Heya! I’m stretchy! You found me! Good job! Wanta hear a joke? What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was eggspelled!! HAHAHA! Or how about this one? What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!” Those aren’t that funny. “Ok ok, how about this one? Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs!”

What do you look for in a rooster: “My guy has to have a good sense of humor…willing to laugh at my jokes. Good luck to whoever Mr. Right is though…I’m a hard lady to track down! He’ll have to be persistent and observant to track down this bird! Hey, What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down!”